it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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