Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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