I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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