It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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