He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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