Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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