he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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