so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize