And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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