still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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