Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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