We're like a lot better than the average bears
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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