What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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