I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize