I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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