I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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