You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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