she sounds like chewbacca in bed
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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