Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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