Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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