Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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