My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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