your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
tell me about the fingering
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