why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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