I like my sex mixed with concussions.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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