Three words: puerto rican gang bang
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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