we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
