My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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