normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Randomize
