I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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