Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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