I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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