Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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