No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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