Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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