I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
