I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Of course I have a pirate flag
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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