You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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