Whod you bang
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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