just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
