is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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