Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
as a side note pls kill me
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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