Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
