Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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