Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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