Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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