So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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