New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Randomize
