rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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