But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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