please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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