So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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