why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Life without a bra equals bliss.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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