Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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