Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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