So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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